14 Total Quotes

George Lopez Quotes

George Lopez
I actually graze at several of the homes while I'm playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?
George Lopez
#Food

George Lopez
If the tour had 10 of these, I'd love to play in all 10 of them.
George Lopez
#Love

George Lopez
When I look at the Gospel, I see how it is speaking to me at this time. I see how to be to others and it helps.
George Lopez
#American Comedian #Funny

George Lopez
We're at a critical moment with regard to Sudanese sanctions and the ability to send a clear message to the government in Khartoum that the international community now means business, enough is enough.
George Lopez
#Ability

George Lopez
The guy is like Honduran-German. Why would you pretend to be (Mexican)? . . . I think he had that intention from the beginning that he was going to play Mexican.
George Lopez
#Intention

George Lopez
[How much does golf mean to comedian George Lopez ? When he was in Las Vegas not too long ago to play a round, he was asked to do an opening stand-up gig for Rod Stewart that night, just a quick 45 minutes of work for $130,000. But Lopez said no. He was afraid it might spoil his round if he had to worry about finishing it to get to the hotel on time.] Is he crazy? Does he know how much $130,000 is? ... I know how much it is. I've got $130,000.
George Lopez
#Golf

George Lopez
He was the one person who filled my house with his voice and made me not feel lonely, and made me feel my life could be worth something and that my pain could be currency for laughs.
George Lopez
#Lonely

George Lopez
I wanted my character to be accessible and nonthreatening.
George Lopez
#Character

George Lopez
(He) was more interested in the money than his son.
George Lopez
#Money

George Lopez
We have so many people in the camp that it's difficult for everybody to find a porta-potty. With 90,000 people at a game, you can imagine 10,000 standing in line.
George Lopez
#People

George Lopez
I didn't come from a background where I saw a lot of loving couples. All my aunts and uncles were either split up or fighting all the time. The only healthy relationships I saw were on TV.
George Lopez
#American Comedian #Funny