7 Total Quotes

George Kaufman Quotes

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George Kaufman
#Office

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George Kaufman
#Debt

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George Kaufman
#God

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George Kaufman
#Airplane And Aviation

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George Kaufman
#Night

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
George Kaufman
#Home

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George Kaufman
#American Musician