33 Total Quotes

George Ade Quotes

George Ade
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
George Ade
#Funny #Quote of the Day #American Playwright

George Ade
"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school
George Ade
#Night

George Ade
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
George Ade
#Life #American Playwright

George Ade
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense
George Ade
#Past

George Ade
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
George Ade
#American Playwright #Friends Or Friendship #Funny

George Ade
A good folly is worth what you pay for it.
George Ade
#American Playwright #Folly

George Ade
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
George Ade
#Mind #American Playwright

George Ade
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
George Ade
#American Playwright #Bed

George Ade
We had a good sale (on Monday) and with (today's) sales up until game time, we should be able to sellout.
George Ade
#Sales

George Ade
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
George Ade
#American Playwright #Neighbors

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She was short on intellect, but long on shape
George Ade
#Intellect

George Ade
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
George Ade
#American Playwright #Country

George Ade
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.
George Ade
#American Playwright

George Ade
The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.
George Ade
#American Playwright