19 Total Quotes

G. Wodehouse Quotes

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
G. Wodehouse
#English Writer

Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
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#English Writer #Golf

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
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#English Writer

Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
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#English Writer

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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#English Writer #Apology

The Bishop was talking to the local Master of Hounds about the difficulty he had in keeping his vicars off the incense.
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#Difficulty

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
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#English Writer #Golf

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
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#English Writer #Character

She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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#English Writer #Laughter

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
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#English Writer #Character

The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.
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#Country

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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#English Writer