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Ellen DeGeneres
We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ellen DeGeneres
#Theater

Ellen DeGeneres
I loved doing the show every week, ... This was an important chapter of my life and although I'm disappointed the show was canceled, I look forward to moving beyond the stereotype. Look for me in my new sitcom, 'Two Girls, a Horse and Some Wine Coolers.'
Ellen DeGeneres
#Life

Ellen DeGeneres
New Orleans holds a special place in my heart, because it is where I grew up,
Ellen DeGeneres
#Heart

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But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life - winning an Oscar.
Ellen DeGeneres
#American Comedian #Funny

Ellen DeGeneres
Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away.
Ellen DeGeneres
#American Comedian #Funny

Ellen DeGeneres
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.
Ellen DeGeneres
#American Comedian #Funny

Ellen DeGeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
#American Comedian #Funny

Ellen DeGeneres
I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
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#Funny #Movie

Ellen DeGeneres
I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least I think it does... Where are they?
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#Funny #Movie

Ellen DeGeneres
Wow. I wish I could speak whale.
Ellen DeGeneres
#Funny #Movie