72 Total Quotes

Earl Wilson Quotes

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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#American Athlete Quotes

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Coffee

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Failure #Quote of the Day #Motivational

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
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#American Athlete Quotes

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
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#American Athlete Quotes

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Adolescence

A vacation is what you take when can no longer take what you've been taking.
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#Vacation

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Blood

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
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#Family

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Electricity

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Art

Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.
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#American Athlete Quotes

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Baseball

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
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#American Athlete Quotes #Duty

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
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#Debt #Man

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
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#American Athlete Quotes

Somebody figured it out / we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
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#Trying

Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect
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#Age And Aging

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
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#American Athlete Quotes