70 Total Quotes

Dylan Moran Quotes

Dylan Moran
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
I'd never written a sitcom before.
Dylan Moran
#Sitcom

Dylan Moran
I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.
Dylan Moran
#Drugs

Dylan Moran
I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian #Office

Dylan Moran
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.
Dylan Moran
#Character

Dylan Moran
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Irish Comedian #Instinct

Dylan Moran
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
Dylan Moran
#Planning #Funny #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices.
Dylan Moran
#Careers

Dylan Moran
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
Dylan Moran
#Funny #Character #Irish Comedian

Dylan Moran
I don't walk around knocking on doors and going to auditions and things generally. All the work I did was self-created.
Dylan Moran
#Work

Dylan Moran
You look like a horse in a man costume
Dylan Moran
#Man

Dylan Moran
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.
Dylan Moran
#Man

Dylan Moran
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
Dylan Moran
#Smile