41 Total Quotes

Drew Carey Quotes

Drew Carey
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Drew Carey Permalink
#Funny #Quote of the Day

Drew Carey
I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.
Drew Carey Permalink
#Retirement

Drew Carey
Most of America gets it.
Drew Carey Permalink
#America

Drew Carey
That's the great thing about having your friends around you, ... I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
Drew Carey Permalink
#Company

Drew Carey
I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.
Drew Carey Permalink
#Comedy

Drew Carey
The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.
Drew Carey Permalink
#Conversation

Drew Carey
I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.
Drew Carey Permalink
#Money

Drew Carey
[When Carey discusses what might be on the horizon, he sounds as indecisive as a high school senior.] That's what it feels like, ... Should I go to college or go to work with my father? I could always stay retired.
Drew Carey Permalink
#School

Drew Carey
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor

Drew Carey
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
Drew Carey Permalink
#American Actor