66 Total Quotes

Doug Larson Quotes

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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#American Cartoonist #Boss

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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#American Cartoonist #Boss

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
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#American Cartoonist #Children

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own
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#Children

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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#American Cartoonist #Fishing

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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#American Cartoonist

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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#American Cartoonist

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management
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#Country

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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#American Cartoonist

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
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#American Cartoonist

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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#American Cartoonist #Conscience

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
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#American Cartoonist #Nostalgia

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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#American Cartoonist

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
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#American Cartoonist #Listening

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
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#American Cartoonist #Quality

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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#American Cartoonist #Food

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
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#American Cartoonist #Language

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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#American Cartoonist

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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#American Cartoonist #Computers