26 Total Quotes

Don Herold Quotes

There's one thing about baldness - its neat
Don Herold
#Baldness

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Don Herold
#American Writer #Killing

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Don Herold
#American Writer #New York

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Babies are such a nice way to start people
Don Herold
#Cute #Babies

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.
Don Herold
#Golf

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace
Don Herold
#Women

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have
Don Herold
#Intelligence

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow
Don Herold
#Work

The chief trouble with jazz is that there is not enough of it; some of it we have to listen to twice
Don Herold
#Jazz

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people
Don Herold
#Morality

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.
Don Herold
#American Writer

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.
Don Herold
#American Writer

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people
Don Herold
#Poverty

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Don Herold
#American Writer

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Don Herold
#American Writer

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold
#American Writer

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold
#American Writer

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Don Herold
#American Writer