34 Total Quotes

Denis Leary Quotes

Denis Leary
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
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#American Actor #Country

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I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
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#American Actor

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Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
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#American Actor #Hate

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I will tell you that the last five shows are going to really blow people out of the water. There's gonna be a lot of head-spinning going on.
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#People

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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
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#American Actor

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Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.
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#Life #Death

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You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!
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#Funny

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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
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#American Actor

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The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
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#Drugs

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I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.
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#American Actor

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I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
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#American Actor

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There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
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#American Actor

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Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspiren? I think I've got a cold."
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#Humorous

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My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
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#American Actor #Regret

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I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
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#Circumstances

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Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?
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#Marriage

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We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
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#American Actor

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I'm the enemy because I like to think. I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy that could sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs or the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I would eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese. Okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigars the size of Cincinnati in the nonsmoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to. Okay, pal?
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#Politics

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I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
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#American Actor

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I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, Merry f**kin' Christmas!
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#Christmas #Teeth

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Tommy has quit drinking and she shows up and all hell breaks loose.
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#Hell

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Rescue Me' will explore the lives of firefighters through their relationships with each other, their families and their bookies,
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#Relationships #Firefighters

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I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.
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#World Series #Jesus Christ