6 Total Quotes

Dave Allen Quotes

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
Dave Allen
#Funny #Comedian

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
Dave Allen
#Facts

I'm an Atheist...thank God.
Dave Allen
#Atheist

It's the type of business we are we can't pass the cost along to our customers. We have to go with what insurance and Medicare does.
Dave Allen
#Insurance #Medicare