6 Total Quotes

Dave Allen Quotes

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
Dave Allen
#Funny #Comedian

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.
Dave Allen

I'm an Atheist...thank God.
Dave Allen

It's the type of business we are we can't pass the cost along to our customers. We have to go with what insurance and Medicare does.
Dave Allen
#Insurance #Medicare