86 Total Quotes
Dan Castellaneta Quotes
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight.
I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!
Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.