43 Total Quotes

Chris Rock Quotes

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George Bush hates midgets.
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
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Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
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#American Musician #Compliments

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Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
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Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
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Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
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Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
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School shootings were invented by blacks, ... and stolen by the white man.
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#Blacks

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I'm in show business, ... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
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#Business

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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
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If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot......
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Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
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You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
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A man is only as faithful as his options
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#Faithfulness

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Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
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I should see every script, I should make my comments and approve of jokes. I can't cringe at a show that's got my name on it.
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#Jokes

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the funniest kid in the country.
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#Country

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Richard Pryor was the Rosa Parks of comedy. He took risks and chances that made it possible for a whole generation of comics to exist. No one ever rocked the mike like Richard Pryor.
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#Comedy

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Not everyone can jump in their SUV's and go check into a nice hotel. Those people depend on public transportation... Now it's the time to do something for them.
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#People

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I want to thank all the white kids who beat (me). I'm rich!
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#Kids

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The show is loosely based on my life,
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#Life

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I've never seen stunt casting that's actually funny: 'Oh, it's Shaq,' and then there's some horrible excuse for him to dunk, ... It's, like, 'We got a famous guy, and he's gonna be famous tonight' -- and it sucks!
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#Funny

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[It was] mostly Italians and Irish, ... They would beat me and the Jews up.
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#Irish