7 Total Quotes

Carlos Mencia Quotes

Carlos Mencia
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse tomove after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them torelocate? Their house have wheels.
Carlos Mencia
#Compassion

Carlos Mencia
God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
Carlos Mencia
#Believe

Carlos Mencia
I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.
Carlos Mencia
#Cancer

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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
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#Babies

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In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.
Carlos Mencia
#Hearts

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will sound like a celebration of racism.
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#Celebration

Carlos Mencia
I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to<br/>move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to<br/>relocate? Their house have wheels.
Carlos Mencia
#Compassion