101 Total Quotes
Bob Hope Quotes
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.