101 Total Quotes

Bob Hope Quotes

Bob Hope
They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
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#Funny #American Comedian #England

Bob Hope
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Israel

Bob Hope
It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything
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#Pleasure

Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Fun

Bob Hope
The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off
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#Audience

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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#Funny #American Comedian

Bob Hope
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
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#American Comedian #Jesus Christ #Funny

Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Age And Aging

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I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people
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#Elderly

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Your ignorance cramps my conversation
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#Conversation

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"
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#Christmas

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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#American Comedian #Funny #Age And Aging

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Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
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#Fun

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I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
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#Love

Bob Hope
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
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#American Comedian #Funny #Age And Aging