Bob Hope Quotes

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.

#Funny #American Comedian #England

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

#Funny #American Comedian #Israel

It sure has been a pleasure for us to broadcast for the sailors and soldiers; besides, its part of the National Defense Program to prepare our boys for anything

#Pleasure

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

#Funny #American Comedian #Fun

The program is nearly over! I can feel the audience is still with me but if I run faster I can shake them off

#Audience

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

#Funny #American Comedian

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

#American Comedian #Jesus Christ #Funny

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

#Funny #American Comedian #Age And Aging

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people

#Elderly

Your ignorance cramps my conversation

#Conversation

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?"

#Christmas

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

#American Comedian #Funny #Age And Aging

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

#Fun

I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.

#Love

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

#American Comedian #Funny #Age And Aging