30 Total Quotes

Billy Crystal Quotes

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Billy Crystal
#Eternity

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny #Sex

Gentlemen, start your egos.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Change is such hard work.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Billy Crystal
#American Comedian #Funny

Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?
Billy Crystal
#Funny #Movie