30 Total Quotes

Bill Vaughn Quotes

Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughn
#American Journalist #Humorous

Bill Vaughn
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
Bill Vaughn
#Funny #American Journalist #Quote of the Day

Bill Vaughn
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
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#American Journalist

Bill Vaughn
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote in a national election
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#America

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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
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#American Journalist

Bill Vaughn
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
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#American Journalist #Baseball

Bill Vaughn
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.
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#American Journalist #Army

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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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#American Journalist #Money

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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
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#American Journalist #Age And Aging

Bill Vaughn
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem
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#Happiness

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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#American Journalist

Bill Vaughn
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
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#American Journalist #College

Bill Vaughn
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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#American Journalist

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When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country
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#Office

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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
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#American Journalist #Learning

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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
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#American Journalist

Bill Vaughn
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
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#American Journalist

Bill Vaughn
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
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#American Journalist #Animals

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Muscles come and go; flab lasts
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#Body

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By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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#Age And Aging