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Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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#Motivational #American Comedian #Desire #Quote of the Day

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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
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#Children

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Advice

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
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#Funny #American Comedian

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
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#Funny #American Comedian

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There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
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#Funny #American Comedian

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Behavior

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Is the glass half full, or half empty?It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.
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#Clever

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Future

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A thought comes . . . it's a true feeling, a funny feeling. And I get to develop it. [Writing] is more fun than performing, because I get to color with words.
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#Fun

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Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
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#Family

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Gray hair is God's graffiti
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#Funny #Quote of the Day

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Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.
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#Food

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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
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#Funny #American Comedian

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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
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#Funny #American Comedian