54 Total Quotes

Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Ashleigh Brilliant
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules
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#Game

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Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
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#Crisis

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The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not
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#Force

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If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it
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#Diplomacy

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Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?
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#Past

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Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is.
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#Ask

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Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down
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#Troops

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I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
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#Understanding

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All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
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#Power #Bed

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If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
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#Ability

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It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
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#Responsibility

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Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
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#Rest

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Sometimes I need what only you can provide -- your absence.
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#Absence

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Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to
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#Future

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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
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#Opinions

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But I can't function when I'm calm.
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#Calm

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Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution
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#God

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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference
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#Journey

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Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who'll work hard enough to bring them about
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#Ideas

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Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone
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#Life

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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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#Funny #Short

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The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great
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#People

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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating
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#Information

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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
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#Life

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The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself
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#Talent

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My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer
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#Computers

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With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations
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#Quotations

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Be kind to unkind people - they need it the most
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#Kindness