20 Total Quotes

Andy Dick Quotes

I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.
Andy Dick
#Body

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
Andy Dick
#American Actor #God

Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it.
Andy Dick
#Humorous

The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.
Andy Dick
#Advice

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
Andy Dick
#Comedy

I do a lot of research,
Andy Dick
#Research

Weather's not an issue when you have that kind of field.
Andy Dick
#Field

We're spending the money the district approved four years ago. I have not enough fields and too many teams,
Andy Dick
#Money

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

I believed in God my whole life.
Andy Dick
#American Actor #Life

I had no blood relatives till I made some.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

I was a bad boy as a child.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
Andy Dick
#American Actor

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
Andy Dick
#American Actor

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
Andy Dick
#American Actor