33 Total Quotes
Allan Sherman Quotes
You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.
When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.
Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.
Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.
I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.
I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.
I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.
In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.
It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong!
My new Sex Image was an immediate hit. Richard Burton hasn't spoken to me since. Or before either, for that matter.
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.
Well, you might as well imitate your own program because if you don't, someone else will.
When the great history of horticulture is written I will be listed among the absent.
After the Lincoln Hotel people showed their colors by demanding payment, we turned our back on them. We moved out.
When they told Missus Cohen that she'd lost her man, She said 'Must you interrupt me when I'm playing 'Pan'?' Then she said to her partner, Missus R. J. Rosen, 'Cohen was a lovely husband, but he's no good frozen.
I didn't decide I was crazy until 1952. That's when I began making a steady salary and could afford to be crazy.
In Hollywood, we have some of the richest unemployed people in the world. They have sun tans. Some of them have chauffeurs in Rolls-Royces waiting outside. They have their golf clubs ready in the car. There is no law that says you cannot play golf while being unemployed.
Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.