24 Total Quotes

Alan King Quotes

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers
Alan King
#Fighting

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Alan King
#Funny #American Comedian #Books And Reading

As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Alan King
#Funny #American Comedian #Food

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Alan King
#Funny #American Comedian

I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it.
Alan King
#Business

However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.
Alan King
#Circumstances

The sense of the group was excitement,
Alan King
#Excitement

Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision.
Alan King
#Commitment

Our growth this year is what we expected,
Alan King
#Growth

Those enrollment figures reinforce the fact that we need to open the new high school as soon as possible,
Alan King
#School

It's interesting to see Salisbury High School at over 1,000 students, ... It's good to see Salisbury at that level.
Alan King
#School

We're glad that our bond package provides for growth, ... We certainly are going to need to build east elementary, and the enrollment figures reinforce that.
Alan King
#Growth

Infrastructures that are too small for the number of students are not emphasized as much when you have block scheduling, because students only have to change classes about three times, as opposed to six,
Alan King
#Students

It was nice to see Chocolate outriding the Flat jockey.
Alan King
#Chocolate

The way Blue Gene works its magic is the multiplicity of networks built into the back end. With 65,000 processors, an intelligent network was needed to work around system failures, so there was a lot of effort directed toward making this a reliable system as well as a fast and efficient one.
Alan King
#Magic

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Alan King
#American Comedian #Funny

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
Alan King
#American Comedian #Funny