76 Total Quotes

Al Franken Quotes

Al Franken
The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian #Conservative

Al Franken
I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian

Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian #Life

Al Franken
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian

Al Franken
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-one it, people like me.
Al Franken
#People

Al Franken
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian #Advice

Al Franken
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
Al Franken
#America

Al Franken
The irony upon irony of this lawsuit was great. First, Fox having the trademark 'fair and balanced' -- a network which is anything but fair and balanced. Then there's the irony of a news organization trying to suppress free speech.
Al Franken
#Irony

Al Franken
A brief digression on whether that suspicious-looking mole is actually cancer. ... Take this simple test called the ABC test. 'A' is for age. What is your age? Is it over thirteen? If so, it's cancer. That's how the ABC test works.
Al Franken
#Cancer

Al Franken
not good enough to be endorsed by Fox News.
Al Franken
#News

Al Franken
Lies, and The Lying Liars who Tell Them
Al Franken
#Lies And Lying

Al Franken
The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics, ... I'm looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
Al Franken
#Home

Al Franken
They would elect a comedian like me,
Al Franken
#Funny #Comedian

Al Franken
You don't stand up and say 'Your president is lying to you and you are dying for no reason.' I don't do that joke.
Al Franken
#Reason

Al Franken
It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian #Nature

Al Franken
Coleen is a hero of mine.
Al Franken
#Hero

Al Franken
The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
Al Franken
#Funny #American Comedian #Hypocrisy