18 Total Quotes

Aisha Tyler Quotes

She's got that life where you're able to pick your husband and pick your baby time, so good for her.
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#Life

My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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#American Actress #Clothes

Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros.
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#American Actress #Home

I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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#Life

Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don't think so.
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Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw.
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I might not agree with myself in a year.
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I was this weird little bookish giant.
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I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.
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Marriage isn't a carnival ride.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Yes, I do get recognized in public. It's pretty nice.
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You know, it's about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying - all these young books for women are like I'm 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can't get a date. Come on.
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