10 Total Quotes

Adrienne Gusoff Quotes

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
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#Sex

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
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#Spanish Artist

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
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#Spanish Artist #Life #Editor's Pick #Quote of the Day

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
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#Spanish Artist #Opportunity

Living in a vacuum sucks.
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#Living

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.
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#Heart