54 Total Quotes

Adam Sandler Quotes

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #Love #Quote of the Day #Funny

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #Living

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.
Adam Sandler
#Golf

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing "Maria" from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #Sleep

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #Comedy

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #People

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #People

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #Speech

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #People

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor #People

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
Adam Sandler
#Bed

Wedding Singer' taught us we shouldn't be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
Adam Sandler
#People

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.
Adam Sandler
#American Actor