7 Total Quotes

Adam Carolla Quotes

Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt ?' I don't care.
Adam Carolla
#God

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.
Adam Carolla
#Truth

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.
Adam Carolla
#Humorous

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,
Adam Carolla
#Man

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (expletive deleted) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect or you go up there and you don't connect,
Adam Carolla
#Man

It's like a radio show,
Adam Carolla
#Radio

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person,
Adam Carolla
#Television