32 Total Quotes

Aaron Allston Quotes

Aaron Allston
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Aaron Allston
#American Novelist #Feminism

Aaron Allston
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
Aaron Allston
#Friends Or Friendship

Aaron Allston
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
Aaron Allston
#American Novelist #People

Aaron Allston
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
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#American Novelist #Definition

Aaron Allston
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
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#War

Aaron Allston
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
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#American Novelist #Luck

Aaron Allston
No one pays me to be nice.
Aaron Allston
#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
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#American Novelist #Trade

Aaron Allston
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
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#American Novelist #Analysis

Aaron Allston
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
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#American Novelist #Comedy

Aaron Allston
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Aaron Allston
#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
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#American Novelist

Aaron Allston
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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#American Novelist