Eddie Izzard
And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds) “Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”(scared) “Huh?”“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…
Eddie Izzard
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