Robin Williams

(217 votes)   You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.

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(112 votes)   God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

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(78 votes)   Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

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(347 votes)   In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say Stop, or I'll say stop again.

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(248 votes)   My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

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(237 votes)   Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress]
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.

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(236 votes)   You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.

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(226 votes)   But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.

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(209 votes)   See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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(207 votes)   Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and tics meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.

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(204 votes)   Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

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(203 votes)   Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.

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(199 votes)   You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

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(193 votes)   Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

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(190 votes)   If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

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