Sex and the City

(65 votes)   Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.


Sex and the City 1998

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(12 votes)   Paul: You know, I suck up to you until I'm out of suck and I'm out of up, and what do you do? You come in, you take my office! Why don't you say we switch roles for a minute, okay? How bout you kiss *my* ass for a while?


Spin City 1996

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(10 votes)   Hawk: How's it hanging, Padre?
Father Phillip McNulty: Woah, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?... Nose drums!


Detroit Rock City 1999

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(10 votes)   Victor "Vic" Vance: [Opening Cutscene] Vic Vance, reporting for duty, Sir!


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(8 votes)   Dr. Schreber: You are probably wondering why I keep appearing in your memories, John. It is because I have inserted myself into them.


Dark City 1950

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(7 votes)   Barry Shalowitz: What do you think? What would be the perfect flavor with this meal?
Ira Shalowitz: Cherry vanilla?
Barry Shalowitz: No. If it was Chinese food, right on the money, but this? Toasted almonds.
Mitch Robbins: What's going on?
Ira Shalowitz: Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.
Mitch Robbins: Challenge him?
Barry Shalowitz: Go on.
Mitch Robbins: Franks and beans.
Barry Shalowitz: Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
[Flings plate at Mitch as if he throws down the gauntlet]
Barry Shalowitz: Come on. Push me.
Mitch Robbins: Sea bass.
Barry Shalowitz: Grilled?
Mitch Robbins: Sauteed.
Barry Shalowitz: I'm with you.
Mitch Robbins: Potatoes au gratin. Asparagus.
Barry Shalowitz: Rum raisin.
Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz: WOOF!


City Slickers 1991

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(7 votes)   Bonnie Rayburn: Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. Thank you.
Mitch Robbins: I'm married.


City Slickers 1991

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(7 votes)   Commercial Announcer: Do you have dry mouth?
Woman: I sure do
[lisped]
Commercial Announcer: It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates your food. But what happens when you run out of saliva?
Woman: Help me, I can't talk.
Commercial Announcer: For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex.
Woman: Wow, I can spit again!
Commercial Announcer: Salivex is more than saliva in a can. Salivex improves consumption efficiency by 50%. No more halfway cures like coating your throat with cooking oil to have that extra piece of cake, or bowl of kitty litter.
Woman: After a night out my tongue tasted like carpet. It was embarrassing. Now with Salivex I can eat a whole box of crackers, or lick my life partner's...
Man: [dubs over] ... stamp collection...
Woman: ...all night.
Man: It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck a...
Man: [dubs over again] ... lollipop...
Man: ...for as long as I want!
Commercial Announcer: Salivex tastes like your own saliva! That's because at Salvex's state-of-the-art production facilities, we use salivation philanthropists, who make Salivex all day! Salivex, when it comes to personal dryness upstairs, WE'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (VG) 2002

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(7 votes)   Mike: Stuart, what makes someone a hero?
Stuart: I'd have to go with x-ray vision.


Spin City 1996

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(7 votes)   Phil Collins: [Vic drives Phil and Barry to their hotel after being chased by mobsters] Shouldn't we call the police?
Barry: This is Vice City, mate. Seriously, bandit country. It's nothing.
Phil Collins: Who is this Georgio you owe money to?
Barry: Oh, just a fan. He lent me... I mean, he GAVE me a few quid.
Phil Collins: Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?
Barry: No, mate! I swear, on your life!
Phil Collins: Yeah, well that's what I'm worried about. You're a real moron. I should have left you to manage that talking dog. What was his name? Puddles?


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(7 votes)   Pooky: [sobbing] I tried to kick... but that **** just be callin' me man, it be callin' me, man... I just got to go to it!


New Jack City 1991

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(7 votes)   Seth: Let's go.
Maggie: Where?
Seth: Anywhere.
Maggie: What'll we do?
Seth: Anything.


City of Angels 1998

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(7 votes)   Thelonius: This lowly, handless, deeply unattractive mudlover is a pig.


Babe: Pig in the City 1998

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(7 votes)   Victor 'Vic' Vance: We should spread out an cover as much ground as we can. Let me know if you need any help.
Lance Vance: Wait up. I'm gonna need some serious artillery for this gig.
[Takes an M4 out of the car's trunk]
Lance Vance: Hello, Mr. M4! M for Mother****er!


Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (VG) 2006

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(6 votes)   Dad: I'll crush my own windpipe with a hammer if he goes
Mandy: I'll take all my clothes off and scream
Dad: I'll live in a suitcase under the bed without holes
Moira price: ...and I will join Plaid Cymru


Satellite City 1996

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