Jaws

(162 votes)   Brody: You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Jaws 1975

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(158 votes)   Brody: Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?
Hooper: Yeah.
Brody: And that... and that before people started to swim for recreation - I mean before sharks knew what they were missing - that a lot of these attacks weren't reported?
Hooper: That's right.
Brody: Now this shark that... that... that swims alone...
Hooper: Rogue.
Brody: What's it called?
Hooper, Brody: [together] Rogue.
Brody: Rogue, yeah. Now this guy, he... he keeps swimmin' around in a place where the feeding is good until the food supply is gone, right?
Hooper: It's called territoriality. It's just a theory that I happen to... agree with.
Brody: Then why don't we have one more drink and go down and cut that shark open?
Ellen Brody: Martin? Can you do that?
Brody: I can do anything; I'm the chief of police.


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(158 votes)   Brody: Slow ahead. I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this ****.


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(157 votes)   Andy Williams: Did your mom put all this together?
Mike Brody: Yeah, it's her job.
Andy Williams: Did she make the punch?
Mike Brody: No.
Andy Williams: [throwing it back in the bowl] Good, it's terrible!


Jaws 2 1978

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(155 votes)  

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(148 votes)   Brody: Smile you son of a *****.


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(148 votes)   Martin Brody: You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined if this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here!


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(147 votes)  

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(140 votes)   Ellen Brody: Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin... Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a... there's a clinical name for it isn't there?
Brody: Drowning.


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(139 votes)  

Jaws 2 1978

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(131 votes)   Mayor Larry Vaughn: Brody is riding his tower.
Len Peterson: Oh, ****!


Jaws 2 1978

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(127 votes)   Brody: [Drunk] I'm tellin' ya, the crime rate in New York'll kill you. There's so many problems, you never feel like you're accomplishing anything. Violence, rip-offs, muggings... kids can't leave the house - you gotta walk them to school. But in Amity one man can make a difference. In twenty-five years, there's never been a shooting or a murder in this town.
Hooper: Fascinating. Want a pretzel?
Brody: Where are we?


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(126 votes)   Brody: Take this stuff back to the office and get to work on those signs. Beaches Closed - No Swimming. By the Order of the Amity PD. And let Polly do the printing.
Hendricks: What's the matter with my printing?
Brody: Let Polly do the printing.


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(89 votes)   Martin Brody: That boat's gonna take you in. Where the hell are they?
Hendricks: About ten degrees off your starboard bow. You take...
Martin Brody: Don't give me that ****, point!


Jaws 2 1978

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(86 votes)   Hooper: [Hooper attempts to wet his mask before Quint and Brody lower him in the shark cage] I got no spit.


Jaws 1975

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