A Cooler Climate (TV)

(48 votes)   Paula Tanner: Iris, I don't want to breathe. Why the hell would I want to go to the garage?


A Cooler Climate (TV) 1999

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(8 votes)   Shelly: That guy is kryptonite on a stick.


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   Shelly Kaplow: [talking about the Vegas strip] What? You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? Come on, you know what that is? Huh? That's a ****ing violation is what that is. Something that used to be beautiful, used to have class, like a gorgeous high-priced hooker with an exclusive clientele. Then along came that Steve Wynn cocksucker and knocks her up and put her in a ****ing family way. Now she's nothing but a cheap, fat whore hiding behind too much ****ing make-up. I look at her and see all her ****ing stretch marks. It makes me want to cry because I remember the way she used to be.


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   Shelly: I can make you disappear like THAT! And not one ****ing person would miss you!
Natalie: BERNIE WOULD!


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   [beating up Larry in the bathroom]
Shelly Kaplow: Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. Lootz is all right, so he's walking out of here with everything he's got coming to him. If you so much as touch one ****ing hair on his ****ing head, I'm gonna ****ing wallpaper this ****ing bathroom with your ****ing ass, do you understand me? Muted tones, isn't that what you said, huh? Huh? I can't hear you. Wait, wait a minute. There it is. Blended in, at a subsonic level, like some kind of mantra: Pain, pain, pain.
[breaks Larry's wrist]


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   [Natalie sees herself in the rearview mirror]
Natalie: Oh my God.
Bernie: Hey. You look in the mirror, you don't like what you see, don't believe it.
Bernie: Look in my eyes, I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need.
Bernie: You look in my eyes, Natalie.


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   Bernie: Better luck next time.


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   Natalie: I thought that **** only happened in the movies.


The Cooler 2003

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(6 votes)   Shelly Kaplow: You think I want to **** with your happiness, Bernie? That hurts me.


The Cooler 2003

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