A Cool, Dry Place

(15 votes)   Megan: I'm a prostitute, okay? I belong here.
Michael: We're both prostitutes. Practically everybody I know is a prostitute.
Megan: At least everybody on this street.
Michael: Would you bud out.


Melrose Place 1992

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(12 votes)   [Meeting for the first time]
Dr. Peter Burns: Can I buy you a drink?
Lexi Sterling Cooper: No, but you can take me up to your room and make love to me all night.


Melrose Place 1992

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(12 votes)   [the team emerges from the airport into a blizzard]
Irv: It's not so much the heat, it's the humidity that'll kill you.


Cool Runnings 1993

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(11 votes)   [Dabu continues laughing long after the gang has stopped]
Sin LaSalle: Excuse me... Chuckles.
[to Edie]
Sin LaSalle: My wife's cousin...


Be Cool 2005

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(11 votes)   [On UN resolution 1441]
George W. Bush: I told you, we should have gone with the original wording.
Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I'm sorry, but the phrase 98, 99, 100 coming ready or not, does not constitute an acceptable resolution. The Syrians would never had backed it.


Between Iraq and a Hard Place (TV) 2003

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(10 votes)   Sanka Coffie: Rise and shine!
Derice Bannock: It's butt-whippin' time!


Cool Runnings 1993

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(9 votes)   Yul Brenner: [prior to the race in the finals] Yo, Dreadlocks, lemme kiss yo' egg, man


Cool Runnings 1993

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(9 votes)   [About Pete]
Melissa: What does he tell you about me?
Berg: Everything.
Melissa: Like what, everything?
Berg: Like the first time he saw you, he said he actually felt his heart stop.
Melissa: Really?
Berg: And you... do a phenomenal Linda Ronstadt imitation.
Melissa: Aww... Pete.
Berg: And he hates sushi... but goes with you all the time because he knows you love it.
Melissa: Why didn't he say anything?
Berg: And you laugh like a mad scientist during sex.


Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place 1998

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(7 votes)   [from trailer]
[to Elliot Wilhelm]
Raji: Stop hatin', start participatin'. Come on, twinkle twinkle, baby, twinkle twinkle. Wanna take a shot at me kid? Do it.
[Elliot threatens to punch him]
Raji: I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, it's gonna be that.


Be Cool 2005

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(5 votes)   Sin LaSalle: [whacks the PD] Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub MD's!


Be Cool 2005

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(5 votes)   [from trailer]
Chili Palmer: [about a Honda Insight] It's the Cadillac of hybrids.
Martin Weir: But what about speed?
Chili Palmer: If you're important, people will wait.


Be Cool 2005

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(81 votes)   Dragline: He's a natural born world-shaker.


Cool Hand Luke 1967

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(72 votes)   Dragline: He was smiling... That's right. You know, that, that Luke smile of his. He had it on his face right to the very end. Hell, if they didn't know it 'fore, they could tell right then that they weren't a-gonna beat him. That old Luke smile. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.


Cool Hand Luke 1967

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(71 votes)   [Dragline has repeatedly knocked Luke down during a boxing match]
Dragline: Stay down. You're beat.
Luke: You're gonna hafta kill me...
[struggles back to his feet]


Cool Hand Luke 1967

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(70 votes)   Boss Paul: That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doin' in his ditch?
Luke: I don't know, Boss.
Boss Paul: You better get in there and get it out, boy.


Cool Hand Luke 1967

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