A Connecticut Rabbit in King Arthurs Court (TV)

(30 votes)   Karen Parker: [in response to Paul and Bobby's claims of seeing a man in the basement] Well, I'm going to start charging rent if he hangs around


A Haunting in Connecticut (TV) 2002

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(28 votes)   Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.


The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story 1996

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(24 votes)   Maud: [to Molly] See that bird? That's the spirit bird. He will always look after you.


Rabbit-Proof Fence 2002

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(19 votes)   Pharaoh: I'm told you only need to hear a dream and you can explain it.
Joseph: Not me, Your Excellecy. The explanation comes from God.


Joseph: King of Dreams (V) 2000

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(18 votes)   King Lear: I know you do not love me, For your sisters have, as I remember, done me wrong. You have some cause; they have not.
Cordelia: No cause, no cause.


King Lear (TV) 1976

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(18 votes)   [First lines]
Title Cards: Western Australia 1931
Title Cards: For 100 years the Aboriginal Peoples have resisted the invasion of their lands by white settlers.
Title Cards: Now, a special law, the Aborigines Act, controls their lives in every detail.
Title Cards: Mr. A. O. Neville, the Chief Protector of Aborigines, is the legal guardian of every Aborigine in the State of Western Australia.
Title Cards: He has the power to remove any half-caste child from their family, from anywhere within the state.


Rabbit-Proof Fence 2002

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(16 votes)   [Arthur wants to play golf with Doug and Ray]
Arthur Spooner: What? Three people can't play golf together? It's not sex, for God's sake!


The King of Queens 1998

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(15 votes)   Deacon Palmer: [Doug is reflecting on how he got the job at IPS] What are you doing here?
Doug Heffernan: Hiding from my girlfriend. See, I told her I had a job here and I don't want her to know I lied and am still unemployed.
Deacon Palmer: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. Why don't you just tell her the truth?
Doug Heffernan: If she finds out I lied to her, she'll kill me.
Deacon Palmer: [laughing] That's, wait a minute; I've seen your girlfriend. Doesn't she wear a lot of makeup and mascara; kinda scary looking?
Doug Heffernan: [laughs nervously] Yeah, that's Carrie.
Deacon Palmer: Okay, I'll cover for you if she comes in.


The King of Queens 1998

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(14 votes)   Daffy Duck: Now's your chance, Hawkeye! Shoot him! SHOOT HIM!
Bugs Bunny: He's got me dead to rights, doc. Would you like to shoot him now or wait 'till you get home?
Daffy Duck: Oh no you don't. Not THIS time!
[to Elmer]
Daffy Duck: Wait until you get home!


Rabbit Seasoning 1952

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(14 votes)   Judge Doom: [picks up the record from the record player - reads] Merry-Go-Round Broke Down. What a looney selection for a dismal group of drunken reprobates.
[all the drinkers turn away and cough - Doom sniffs the record]
Judge Doom: HE'S HERE!
[throws record like a Frisbee into Stupid's mouth; the other weasels laugh]
Judge Doom: Stop that laughing!
[Hits Smart Ass with his cane]
Judge Doom: Have you forgotten what happened last time? If you don't stop that laughing, you're going to end up dead just like your idiot hyena cousins!


Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988

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(14 votes)   Nicholas Garrigan: I didn't want him to die though.
Idi Amin: But you did it. Why? You want to know why?
Nicholas Garrigan: Yes.
Idi Amin: You did it because you love me.


The Last King of Scotland 2006

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(14 votes)   [Arthur has put dirty dishes in the cupboard]
Doug Heffernan: No big deal. We'll just reload the dishwasher and wash 'em. Okay, which of these did you already put away?
Arthur Spooner: Let's see, I definitely remember putting away a blue bowl with big white and yellow sunflowers on it.
Doug Heffernan: Okay, we don't own anything close to that.


The King of Queens 1998

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(13 votes)   Prince Chulalongkorn: [to his father, the King] You believe! Does that mean that you do not know?


The King and I 1956

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(11 votes)   Doug Heffernan: My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants.


The King of Queens 1998

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(11 votes)   Lady Thiang: [meeting Anna for the first time]
[singing]
Lady Thiang: There is a happy land, far far away, where saints in glory stand bright, bright as day!
Lady Thiang: [Anna looks confused] Mis-on-ary!
Anna: Oh, a missionary taught you English!


The King and I 1956

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