A Civil Action

(14 votes)   Bugs Bunny: All those in favour of us *not* hitting that wall, say 'aye'.
Kate Houghton, DJ Drake, Daffy Duck: Aye!
Daffy Duck: Mother!
Spy Car Computer: Taking you to Mother!


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(13 votes)   Mel Burgess: The country is falling apart. We don't need exclamation marks.


The Second Civil War (TV) 1997

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(13 votes)   [Jack Slater is Hamlet]
Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!
Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.
Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince.
Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair?
Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night.
Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be.


Last Action Hero 1993

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(10 votes)   Quentin Crisp: When the war was declared, I bought two pounds of henna


The Naked Civil Servant (TV) 1975

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(9 votes)   John Practice: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Jack Slater: By practice. John Practice!


Last Action Hero 1993

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(6 votes)   Bugs Bunny: Oh, I hate to see a grown man cry... especially when it's a girl.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(6 votes)   DJ Drake: Dad, you know how I always wanted a dog?
Damien Drake: Yeah?
DJ Drake: I got one!


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(6 votes)   DJ Drake: This security guard thing, that's just what I do for money. I'm a... I'm a stunt double.
Daffy Duck: You? A stunt double? Please.
DJ Drake: No, it's true. Didya ever see those Mummy movies? I'm in there more than Brendan Fraser is!


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(6 votes)   Vinnie Franko: You can't shoot me, we're on national television!


The Second Civil War (TV) 1997

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(6 votes)   [after hearing the name Blue Monkey.]
Mother: How do you know about that thing that I've never heard of in my entire life?
DJ Drake: My dad told me.
Mother: Oh, what is the point of making them pinky swear?


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(5 votes)   Mother: DJ, I've known you since you were this big.
[holds fingers an inch apart]
Mother: That's... that's not really possible. Must have been a photo.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(5 votes)   [after receiving an assignment]
Marvin the Martian: A mission? I'm all a-tingle!


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(5 votes)   [Bugs Bunny is outside of the ship fighting Marvin the Martian. Daffy is cringing inside the ship, sucking his thumb]
Daffy Duck: What am I gonna do? What would Damian Drake do? What would Duck Dodgers do?... Wait a minute, *I'm* Duck Dodgers!
[Daffy spins into his Duck Dodgers costume]
Daffy Duck: Aha! I'm going to be the hero of this picture!
[Then Daffy straps one of five rockets on]
Daffy Duck: Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
[the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the second rocket]
Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodgers to the...
[the rocket blows up. Daffy straps on the third rocket]
Daffy Duck: [dazed] Duck Dodge...
[the rocket blows up. Daffy turns and LOOKS at the fourth rocket]
Daffy Duck: Duck...
[the rocket blows up]
Daffy Duck: [Daffy suddenly appears outside the ship with the last rocket strapped on, working]
Daffy Duck: It's You-Know-Who to the rescue!
[to the audience]
Daffy Duck: It helps if you don't say the name.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(4 votes)   [Mr. Chairman decides to send the Tasmanian Devil to retrieve the Blue Monkey]
Acme VP, Never Learning: [presses buzzer] Sir, while we agree that the Tasmanian Devil is extremely vicious, if memory serves he is also incredibly stupid.
Mr. Chairman: Really? Well so are you!
[Mr. Chairman opens the cage holding the Tasmanian Devil, who heads out of shot. The sounds of a fight are heard, before the Tasmanian Devil returns to his cage. The camera pans back to VP, Never Learning, who has been reduced to just a skeleton]
Acme VP, Never Learning: [presses buzzer] I withdraw my objection.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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(3 votes)   [poking at Mother's Area 52 from the outside]
Bugs Bunny: Suddenly I feel like I'm in Aunt Marge's Jell-O mold.


Looney Tunes: Back in Action 2003

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