A Christmas Story

(42 votes)   [last lines]
Sam: And lived happily ever after, at least for now, hey I'm only a freshman.


A Cinderella Story 2004

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(34 votes)   Kay Miniver: Death can be easy. It's living that's difficult.


The Miniver Story 1950

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(30 votes)   Rerun Van Pelt: So, Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all the things you were going to bring me for Christmas last year? Kind of forgot, didn't you, huh? I don't suppose you'd care to explain, would you, huh?


Charlie Browns Christmas Tales (TV) 2002

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(29 votes)   Bert: All the good songs have already been written.
Trish: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!


On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV) 1997

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(28 votes)   Al Hirschfeld: Scuplture is really a drawing that you fall over in the dark.


The Line King: The Al Hirschfeld Story 1996

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(27 votes)   Goofy: Remember when we invented the Reindeer Dance?
Max: I was 5 years old. Legally stupid.


A Goof Troop Christmas (TV) 1993

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(22 votes)   Martha Gray, Elliott's Secretary: I just remembered, I have an appointment with a headache.


Smash-Up: The Story of a Woman 1947

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(21 votes)   Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: Get down, Tom. Lead him around once. That's bad.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: What's the matter?
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: What is it?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: The way he was using his right foreleg.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: His leg? I didn't notice it.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: I hope it's not what I'm thinking it is.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: What is it, Shawn?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: Tom, get the vet.
Ted Knowles, Jockey: Yes, sir.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: I can't rightly tell, but I don't like the feel of the leg at all.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: But Shawn, he wasn't limping badly.
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: He was trying not to, bless his heart, but I doubt very much if he'll be able to run in the Santa Anita.
Mrs. Charles S. Howard: Oh, no.
Charles S. Howard, Seabiscuit's Owner: That's terrible news.


The Story of Seabiscuit 1949

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(20 votes)   Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?


Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 2004

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(20 votes)   Stewie Griffin: [on top of shelf and drunk] Everybody!Everybody! I'm gonna jump! Gonna jump from... Gonna jump... to my high chair!
Peter Griffin: Stewie can u not interupt? It grinds my gears when u do that.
Lois Griffin: Oh he said it!
Stewie Griffin: U ready? Can u... Can u see me... gonna jump... gonna ju... jump to my highchair. U watching? Are u? Are u?
[jumps and misseshighchair]
Stewie Griffin: Ow! U see me?


Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (V) 2005

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(18 votes)   Alvin Straight: I haven't had a drink in a lotta years, but now I'm gonna have me a cold beer.


The Straight Story 1999

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(18 votes)   Santa: Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.


The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

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(16 votes)   Peter Griffin: [Hosting Family Feud] How are you Betsy, welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman,
[kisses her cheek]
Peter Griffin: and I'll just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one
[squeezes her breasts, she looks at him horrifically]
Peter Griffin: and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall, three seconds.


Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story (V) 2005

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(15 votes)   [During a memorial service for a FDNY officer.]
Rudy Giuliani: September 11th... was the worst day in the history of this city. And it will never be the same. In the aftermath of destruction, the loss of life was almost too much to bear. And it will be, for some time.
[pause]
Rudy Giuliani: I met Captain Timothy Stackpole at the Burn Unit, Cornell Medical Center, in 1998. And I remember him saying, 'My mother always warned me I should put on clean underwear, but I forgot to put them on today.' On September 11, Captain Timothy Stackpole formed a company of firefighters, and together, they raced up into the inferno that was Number 2 World Trade Center. Not one of these extraordinary men ever questioned his duty, nor did he ever question whether he might return to the embrace of those he loved and those who loved him. Nobody can take your father away from you. He is part of you. The tears will make you stronger... we have to cry, and we have to mourn.


Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story (TV) 2003

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(14 votes)   Art Linkletter: No, she wouldn't lie. Well, yes, she would lie... But not to us.


The Diane Linkletter Story 1970

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