A Charlie Brown Christmas (TV)

(35 votes)   Charlie Bubbles: The back door was wide open. Anybody could have walked in instead of me. You might have got a sex maniac.
Lottie Bubbles: Not with my luck.


Charlie Bubbles 1967

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(30 votes)   Rerun Van Pelt: So, Mr. Fancy Claus, remember me? My name is Rerun. What happened to all the things you were going to bring me for Christmas last year? Kind of forgot, didn't you, huh? I don't suppose you'd care to explain, would you, huh?


Charlie Browns Christmas Tales (TV) 2002

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(29 votes)   Bert: All the good songs have already been written.
Trish: Well, no one has ever written a song about me!


On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV) 1997

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(27 votes)   Goofy: Remember when we invented the Reindeer Dance?
Max: I was 5 years old. Legally stupid.


A Goof Troop Christmas (TV) 1993

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(18 votes)   Santa: Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act.


The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(17 votes)   Grandpa Joe: I saw Willy Wonka with my own two eyes. I used to work for him, you know.
Charlie Bucket: You did?
Grandma Josephine: He did.
Grandpa George: He did.
Grandma Georgina: I love grapes.


Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(17 votes)   Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [To Charlie Brown, about his registration form] Hey Chuck. Give us a hint. What did you write?
Charlie Brown: Well, I'm not quite sure. It's kind of personal, you know.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: [Chucks Chuck playfully in the arm] Oh come on Chuck. We're close friends you know.
Charlie Brown: [Thinks for a second] Well, okay.
[Reads from his paper]
Charlie Brown: I decided to come to camp, because I've never been much of a person. I thought maybe coming to camp would help me grow up, and maybe make me into a leader. I could use leadership qualities.
Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt: You could say that again, Chuck. You couldn't lead a dog on a leash.


Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown 1977

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(16 votes)   Cmndt. Dominique: We took the liberty of calling your tailor. We thought perhaps we would learn something.
Regina Lambert: Did you?
Cmndt. Dominique: Yes. Your dress is ready.


The Truth About Charlie 2002

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(15 votes)   John Brown: We were due in at 1.15. You're late.


Mrs Brown 1997

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(15 votes)   Michael Anderson: I don't know... vigilante justice?
Foxy Brown: It's as American as apple pie.


Foxy Brown 1974

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Ebenezer Blackadder: [counting the year's profits] Seventeen pounds and a penny.
Baldrick: It'd be a lot more if you didn't give away so much money to the poor.
Ebenezer Blackadder: Well, yes, but in the feeling-good ledger of life, we are rich indeed!
Baldrick: Yeah, I just wish we weren't doing so well in the bit-short-of-prezzies-and-feeling-a-gullible-prat ledger.


Blackadders Christmas Carol (TV) 1988

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Parkinson: Pardon, me lady, but the awful people are coming up the drive!
Lady Warren: What awful people? It is not my at home day.
Father Brown: I think he means the police.


Father Brown 1954

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   [Bugs is disguised as a ghost, picking up and dropping chains in the corridor outside Scrooge's bedroom]
Yosemite Sam: [gets out of bed a runs towards the door] WHAT IN SAM HILLS IS GOING ON?
[Scrooge opens the door and Bugs stops dropping the chains. Scrooge doesn't see him]
Yosemite Sam: [puzzled] I know I heard somethin'.
[Scrooge closes the door and Bugs walks up and down the corridor beating a big base drum. Scrooge opens the door again, and Bugs stops beating the drum]
Yosemite Sam: [even more puzzled] I coulda swore someone was a-beating a drum out here.
[closes the door, goes back to bed but the drumming starts again]
Yosemite Sam: [angry] OOH! I'LL...!
[Scrooge charges out of his room and runs down the corridor. His cat, a Silvester look-a-like, wakes up, sees Scrooge, attempts to get out of his way but falls down the stairs - so does Scrooge]


Bugs Bunnys Christmas Carol (TV) 1979

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(13 votes)   Charlie Bucket: What do you have against my family?
Willy Wonka: It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of...
[balks]
Willy Wonka: you know, they're always telling you what to do and what not to do and it's not conducive to a creative atmosphere.


Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(13 votes)   Ernest P. Worell: [disguised as Marty Brock's mother] Don't try to defend him, honey, there's no future in it.


Ernest Saves Christmas 1988

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website