A Change of Seasons

(14 votes)   William Roper: So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!
Sir Thomas More: Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
William Roper: Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down, and the Devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws, from coast to coast, Man's laws, not God's! And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!


A Man for All Seasons 1966

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(12 votes)   Mr. Harper: Save the cryptic crap for when you're jerking off.


Death of Seasons 2006

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(8 votes)   Ginny: [to the other couples] I've just about had it with you people!
Nick: What's the matter?
Ginny: I'll tell you what's the matter... I'm mad!
[slight pause]
Nick: [concerned] Ginny?
Ginny: I fall in love with this man and all of a sudden in addition to him, I've got four constant companions! I have to work out a new relationship with somebody who is going through the worst period of his life, only I can't do it alone! I've got to do it in front of four other people! And it's not as if my privacy was invaded. You all let me know every single day that I have been intruding on your territory! Let me tell you something: As far as I'm concerned, you are all demanding and unforgiving... every single one of you. Everybody is sweet and warm and civil, but everybody ignores me! I'm like a leper! I'm... I'm a blank spot where Annie used to be.


The Four Seasons 1981

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(8 votes)   Jack: Are you mad at me?
Kate Burroughs: You got it!
Jack: You picked a helluva time to get irrational.
Kate Burroughs: Oh, I'm not irrational. Rational people get angry. Irrational people pretend they don't.


The Four Seasons 1981

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(7 votes)   Danny: [whining about his various health issues] I have shifted into a state of entropy that is progressing geometrically.
Jack: Entropy. Geometrically. Danny, you talk like a bad textbook.
Danny: You think that because I'm quirky I don't hurt? You've got it backwards. I'm quirky because I hurt.


The Four Seasons 1981

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(7 votes)   Jack: Why do you think we love this boat so much?
Kate Burroughs: I don't know.
Jack: You know why?
Kate Burroughs: I knew it. He only asked us so that he could tell us his theory. Go ahead, sweetheart. Tell us why we love this boat so much.
Jack: Because it represents our primeval desire to control water. See? Now, think about it. All our beginnings are wet. Sloshing around in the womb. Baptism. The first life that came out of the warm soup of the ocean. You know?
Danny: [no interest] Mhmmm...
Kate Burroughs: Jack loves ideas. And he can do so much with them. I have seen him take one idea at a dinner party and bring the entire conversation to a complete halt.
Claudia Zimmer: [Nick comes out with clam dish] I love these! I have this insatiable desire to have dominance over the clams.
Jack: It so happens that Venus rose from the sea on a clam shell. Sexuality was born in wetness.
Claudia Zimmer: [laughing] It's easier that way!
Jack: Jeez.
Danny: I love that woman.


The Four Seasons 1981

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(7 votes)   Jack: You do the work of three people. You're perfect!
Kate Burroughs: [disgusted] How DARE you call me that!
Jack: Call you perfect?
Kate Burroughs: Yeah! That's what I heard, right?


The Four Seasons 1981

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(49 votes)   Pete Lachapelle: We enter this world and leave this world alone. Everything else is a gift.


A Change of Seasons 1980

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(45 votes)   Beth Gordon: Do you expect *me* to share your Oriental ideas? Do you want your *wife* to lure you like a - a - Oh why didn't you marry a Turk?


Why Change Your Wife? 1920

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(27 votes)   Bus Driver: Please hold on to your transfer, you need a transfer to re-board. Please hold on to your transfer, you need a transfer to re-board. Please hold on to your transfer, you need a transfer to re-board...


Quick Change 1990

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(25 votes)   Cardinal Wolsey: You're a constant regret to me, Thomas. If you could just see facts flat-on, without that horrible moral squint... With a little common sense you could have made a statesman.


A Man for All Seasons 1966

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(24 votes)   Church Member: When I hear we have a law that says it's ok to be gay and be ordained, and it's even ok to say your're gay and be ordained, but it's not ok to fall in love and be gay and be ordianed... it just tears me up.


Turning Points Stories of Life and Change in the Church 2005

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(24 votes)   Cromwell: The King wants Sir Thomas to bless his marriage. If Sir Thomas appeared at the wedding, now, it might save us all a lot of trouble.
The Duke of Norfolk: Aaahh, he won't attend the wedding.
Cromwell: If I were you, I'd try and persuade him. I really would try... if I were you.
The Duke of Norfolk: Cromwell, are you threatening me?
Cromwell: My dear Norfolk... this isn't Spain. This is England.


A Man for All Seasons 1966

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(24 votes)   Sir Thomas More: They'll think that somewhere along your pedigree a ***** got over the wall!


A Man for All Seasons 1966

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(24 votes)   Sir Thomas More: Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?


A Man for All Seasons 1966

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