A Caribbean Mystery (TV)

(43 votes)   Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: mark my words, give it an hour maybe two, keep a weather eye out and there will be white sails on that horizon.


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(30 votes)   Rogers: I beg you, apologize to Odette. You know you're going to have to sooner or later.
Derek: Why do I always have to be the one to apologize?
Rogers: Because that's what we husbands do. We hunt, we fish, we watch sporting events and we apologize.


The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom 1998

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(20 votes)   Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
[catapults himself onto his ship landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.


Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 2007

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(18 votes)   Bruce Wayne/Batman: You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch.
Alfred Pennyworth: You deserve it, sir.


Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman (V) 2003

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(18 votes)   Davy Jones: James Norrington, do you fear death?
[with his last breath, Norrington stabs Jones]
Davy Jones: I'll take that as a no.


Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End 2007

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(18 votes)   Davy Jones: [after being stabbed by Will] You forget. I am truly... heartless.


Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (VG) 2007

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(15 votes)   Carol Lipton: I don't understand why you're not more fascinated with this! I mean, we could be living next door to a murderer, Larry.
Larry Lipton: New York is a melting pot! I'm used to it!


Manhattan Murder Mystery 1993

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Casanova Frankenstein: Mmm, oh, this is a fine, elegant Harvey Wallbanger.
Capt. Amazing: Even when it's sucked by scum like you?


Mystery Men 1999

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Cotton's Parrot: [squawk] Walk the plank!
Jack Sparrow: [pulls out gun and points it at the bird] What did the bird say?


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest 2006

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Crow T. Robot: As your president, allow me to apologize for not having seen this invasion coming.


Mystery Science Theater 3000 1988

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(14 votes)   Crow T. Robot: Man... his shirt's so tight, you can see his liver.


Mystery Science Theater 3000 1988

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(13 votes)   Governor Weatherby Swann: Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow: [being chased by red coats] I'm a bit pressed for time Governor!


Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (VG) 2007

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(13 votes)   Invisible Boy: [after becoming invisible for a moment and reappearing naked] I'm invisible. Can you see me?
The Blue Raja, The Shoveller, Mr. Furious, The Sphinx, The Bowler, The Spleen: Yes!
The Bowler: You'd better put ono some shorts if you want to keep fighting crime today.


Mystery Men 1999

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(13 votes)   Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest 2006

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website

(12 votes)   Burser: Oh, Mother Carey's chickens! What happened?


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest 2006

Rate this quote: (bad)<> (good)
copy to your blog, myspace, or website