A Bullet in the Arse

(13 votes)   Arnie Westrum: Rango Beer. Its bitter, not sweet. A real frosty treat. Won't you buy, won't you buy Rango Beer. Hey Arnie, what do you want? I want some Rango!


Silver Bullet 1985

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(13 votes)   Mature Alan: [voice over] Nothing seems to last. But the bullet. The bullet is constant. The bullet is always there. You wait in line, that's all. And when it's your turn to ride the bullet, maybe you ride, maybe you run. Either way it comes to the same thing. Fun is fun. And done is done. Nobody lives forever, but we all shine on.


Riding the Bullet 2004

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(11 votes)   [Toasting his host at the strip club]
Harry Palmer: Here's to capitalism and big tits.


Bullet to Beijing 1995

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(10 votes)   Reporter: Two important regulations. Rule One...
Carbo: Win!
Reporter: Rule One: each horse must carry no less than 160 pounds including rider, saddle and extras. Rule Two: You'll be issued a compass and a map for each leg of the race. On it, you will find the safest route. You don't need to take it. You do have to make every checkpoint. Miss one, you're disqualified - out of the race. Any questions? Jump off time - six in the morning.


Bite the Bullet 1975

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(10 votes)   Uncle Red: Holy jumped up bald-headed Jesus palomina. From him I'd expect it. Sometimes I think your common sense got paralysed along with your legs. But from you Jane? You're Miss Polly Practical!


Silver Bullet 1985

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(7 votes)   Lester: [snorting cocaine] You want some of this?
Butch: Man, I don't stick nothing up my nose unless it's two legs wrapped around my neck.
Lester: More for me...


Bullet 1996

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(36 votes)   Curly: The only thing about killing you I don't like is I can only do it once.


A Bullet in the Arse 2003

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(29 votes)   Driscoll: And remember, we only say good things about the dead - they're dead, good!


A Bullet in the Arse 2003

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(24 votes)   Jisong: If you shoot me, you die.
Ivan: If I die, so do you and all your men!
Jisong: Then lets all go to hell together.


Bullet of Life 2006

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(20 votes)   Dr. Jack Davies: I'm not brave enough to lie.


When the Bullet Hits the Bone 1995

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(19 votes)   Daemon: Welcome home, you smug-faced *****.


When the Bullet Hits the Bone 1995

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(19 votes)   [The pair are drinking tea made with pig's milk]
Eddie: Have you noticed something really odd about the pig? In all the times you have milked it have you noticed it only has one nipple?
Richie: Yeah I had noticed that weird isn't it?
Eddie: Plus it never seems to produce a lot of milk, also have you spotted those two great bollocks it has?
[Richie has a shocked look on face before starting to vomit]


Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity (V) 2001

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(18 votes)   Daemon: Hi Clarence!
[Shoots Him]


When the Bullet Hits the Bone 1995

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(17 votes)   Daemon: Who was the 13th president of the United States?
Dr. Jack Davies: What?
Daemon: The 13th president of the United States. Who was that?
Dr. Jack Davies: Grant!
Daemon: [shoots him] Wrong.


When the Bullet Hits the Bone 1995

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(17 votes)   Goldie: He's the best gunhand in Griffin, so I hired him. It doesn't mean I like him.
Logan Keliher: Who's the pushy kid with him?
Goldie: Jeff? When Pink's cold, Jeff sneezes. He'll learn better if he lives long enough.


Bullet for a Badman 1964

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