A Broadway Romeo

(22 votes)   Jimmy Clayton: You call this hospitality? I'll take it up with Emily Post!


Little Miss Broadway 1938

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(19 votes)   Juliet: Yea noise. Then Ill be brief. Oh, happy dagger, this is thy sheath; there rust and let me die.


Romeo and Juliet 1936

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(18 votes)   Robin Williams: You must look at it from a historical perspective, though. He's George the second, the boy king, a man we thought could only lose, but somehow won because of confused Hebrews.


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(16 votes)   Kaye Ballard: By the time I went back to do Pirates of Penzance in 1982, it was a joke! It was like Nurse Rached - this person's out, that person's out...


Broadway: The Golden Age, by the Legends Who Were There 2003

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(14 votes)   David Shayne: I studied playrighting with every teacher, I read every book...
Cheech: Let me tell you somethin' about teachers. I hate teachers. Those blue-haired *****es used to whack us with rulers. Forget teachers.


Bullets Over Broadway 1994

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(14 votes)   Han Sing: Dim Sum good. You call again. Dim Sum all time. Thanks.


Romeo Must Die 2000

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(13 votes)   Lewis Black: Lactose intolerant milk? Kiss my dick! If you're lactose intolerant you can't drink milk. So what's in the ****ing carton? Get it out of there, get it away from my milk. It is talking to my milk and making it feel bad about itself.


Lewis Black: Black on Broadway (TV) 2004

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(12 votes)   Mona Demarkov: I don't want you to kill him, I just want you to bury him. If he dies in the process, that's his problem.


Romeo Is Bleeding 1993

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(12 votes)   Robin Williams: [on Coco the Gorrila being attracted to him] Part of me went could be fun. Make a great story for a bar. I had a wild night in Vegas Yeah, well I banged a gorrila!
[pause]
Robin Williams: where ya goin'?


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(12 votes)   Trish: So Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
Han Sing: What's that?
Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
Han Sing: Of course. State law.


Romeo Must Die 2000

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(11 votes)   [On The Luge, a winter sport]
Robin Williams: What drunken, German gynecologist invented this sport? What guy went, I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate up my ass, and ride balls first down an ice chute. Ya. That would be fun. ?


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(10 votes)   Robin Williams: [First lines] All right! Thank you very much! Goodnight!


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(10 votes)   [singing]
Robin Williams: Oh Kenny Boy. The Feds, the Feds are calling.


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(9 votes)   Robin Williams: [about Botox] Look, I don't have any wrinkles. You also have no expression.


Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (TV) 2002

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(9 votes)   Romeo: Did I defy you, stars!


Romeo + Juliet 1996

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