A Brief History of Time

(27 votes)   Jaq: We got to pump up the party.
Gus: Yeah.
Jaq: Starting now.


Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (V) 2007

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(23 votes)   Stepmother: Now, Cinderella, to undo your trickery and take what's rightfully ours. I call upon all the forces of the universe. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Reverse the moon and sun, turn back tide and time, unravel Cinderella's happily ever after to the moment my troubles began!


Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (V) 2007

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(22 votes)   Man: [only line of dialogue in the film] Help!


Time Piece 1965

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(21 votes)   Über-Morlock: You think I don't know you Alexander? I can look inside your memories, Your nightmares, your dreams. You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words, What If?


The Time Machine 1960

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(20 votes)   John Connor: WOH, Where are we?
The Terminator: The Future.
[Terminator cocks shotgun]
The Terminator: The final battle between humans and machines.
John Connor: Great I'd rate this rescue about a two.
[John looks over at where they just came from]
John Connor: Maybe a one.


T2 3-D: Battle Across Time 1996

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(19 votes)   Cinderella: But... it was me.


Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (V) 2007

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(19 votes)   Maj. Demming: Do you get along alright with your mother?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, I can't hardly say that I do...
Maj. Demming: Oh, I see. She's very strict with you; she's always hovering over you, hmm?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, just the opposite.
Maj. Demming: Oh, she's never there?
Will Stockdale: That's right.
Maj. Demming: And you, uh, you resent this neglect, don't you?
Will Stockdale: Well, no, sir. I don't resent nothin'.
Maj. Demming: Ah, come now, son. Now don't be bashful - that's a common situation. Does, uh, she beat you?
Will Stockdale: Naw!
Maj. Demming: [he chuckles] Oh, so defensive. Well, it's not easy to talk about your mother, is it?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, see she died when I was born.


No Time for Sergeants 1958

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(18 votes)   Derek Vinyard: Nigger, you just ****ed with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the ****in' basketball court. But you ****in' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck mother****er! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mother****er. Put your ****in' mouth on the curb.
Lawrence: Come on man.
Derek Vinyard: I said: Put your mouth on the curb!
[lawrence bites onto the curb]
Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!
Derek Vinyard: Thats it! Now say good night.
[Derek stomps Lawrence's head into the curb]


American History X 1998

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(17 votes)   Hippie: [faints]
Stepmother: You spoiled little ingrate I've given you everything you've ever wanted Anastasia.
Anastasia: But I want someone to love me for me.


Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (V) 2007

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(16 votes)   Mr. Micawber: [to young Copperfield] Boy, as I have frequently had occasion to observe, When the stomach is empty, the spirits are low.


The Personal History, Adventures, Experience, and Observation of David Copperfield, the Younger 1935

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(16 votes)   [says it sometimes if you make Duke draw his Shotgun]
Duke Nukem: Suck by boomstick!


Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (VG) 1998

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(14 votes)   Evil: So this is the best the Supreme Being can do?


Time Bandits 1981

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(14 votes)   Littlefoot: [to Cera] Go on! Go the wrong way! We never wanted you with us anyway!


The Land Before Time 1988

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(13 votes)   Cinderella: [facing a human version of Lucifer] Bad kitty.


Cinderella III: A Twist in Time (V) 2007

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(13 votes)   Evil: Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson!
Benson: Good! Good!
Evil: Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling!


Time Bandits 1981

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