A Beautiful Mind

(44 votes)   Host: [to Spanish customer who cusses at him as she walks out] I know Spanish too, Punta!


Mind of Mencia 2005

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(16 votes)   Miss Courtney: [Sid is drunk] You reek of drink!
Sid: Sorry?
Miss Courtney: Drink!
Sid: If you insist!


Mind Your Language 1977

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(12 votes)   Clementine: [Clementine has dyed her hair orange] You like? To match my sweatshirt, exactly.
Joel: Ahaaahhhhh! Ohhhhhh! I like it!
Clementine: You do?
Joel: You look like a tangerine!
Clementine: Hmmm, Clementine the tangerine.
Joel: Juicy... 'n seedless.
Clementine: I like that.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(10 votes)   Joel: He's seducing my girlfriend with MY words and MY things. He stole a pair of her underwear! Jesus Christ, he stole her underwear.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(10 votes)   Joel: I love being bathed in the sink - such a feeling of security.
Clementine: I've never seen you happier, baby Joel.


Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

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(10 votes)   Peter Boyle: [reading Carlos' hate mail] Dear Carlos, I have seen you perform 27 more times than any other comedian. I brought my parents, my wife, and my brother, and I honestly have to say... your act sucks! I too am a latino, and I find your stereotyping of our race disgusting. I'm as liberal as the next guy, but I just can't stand you California queers! The one thing that lets me sleep is knowing you'll never end up on TV... maybe basic cable. Carlos Mencia, your a racist spic! GO FU*K YOURSELF! Sincerely, Michael Hernandez.


Mind of Mencia 2005

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(9 votes)   Ranjeet Singh: If at first, you are not succeeding, try try!
Jeremy Brown: [corrects Ranjeet] Again.
Ranjeet Singh: If at first, you are...


Mind Your Language 1977

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(7 votes)   Tinker: [to the pizza delivery boy] You can hide, but you can't run! I mean, you can run but you can't... oh, I'm gonna KILL you!


Lone Star State of Mind 2002

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(6 votes)   Brooke: Thank God, Nick... you're back.
Stephanie: Thank God, is it? Well, you'd better pray harder, because he's the only one who's going to help you now.


The Bold and the Beautiful 1987

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(104 votes)   General: You ever... just *know* something, Dr. Nash?
Nash: Constantly.


A Beautiful Mind 2001

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(86 votes)   Tinker: I'm gonna kick the **** out of you, Earl.
Earl: So you said, Tinker.


Lone Star State of Mind 2002

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(75 votes)   Nash: I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am... you are all my reasons.


A Beautiful Mind 2001

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(69 votes)   Emil: They say they love us, but I could kill them for what they have done to you.


Demons of the Mind 1972

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(66 votes)   Alicia: I need to believe, that something extraordinary is possible.


A Beautiful Mind 2001

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(66 votes)   Annabella: And I have every limb and organ that a girl should have, except one. I no longer have a shoulder to weep on. A Polish gentleman wore it away with his tears.


The Mind Benders 1962

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