A Bears Tail

(27 votes)   Tiger: It's funny how your appetite perks up when you find out you're gonna eat dinner, instead of BE dinner.


An American Tail: Fievel Goes West 1991

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(25 votes)   Fievel: Oh, Tiger, I almost forgot. How do I get to Green River?
Tiger: Just grab a passing sagecoach.
[a tumbleweed stops next to them, Fievel gets on it]
Fievel: Thanks. See you later.
[the tumbleweed tumbles away with Fievel]
Tiger: Sagecoach, get it? Sage. Ha ha ha! Aw, never mind.


An American Tail: Fievel Goes West 1991

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(19 votes)   Dex: [Holding up a baby picture] This is my baby picture,
[holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear]
Dex: and this is yours.


The Country Bears 2002

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(19 votes)   Tanner Boyle: Jews, Spics, Niggers and a Wop that throws airballs.
Mike Leak: You're only usin' one hand when you catch! We gotta use two hands - so you can catch and throw in the same motion - catch AND throw in the same motion!


The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training 1977

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(16 votes)   Jon Arbuckle: Liz, will you marry me?
[shows the ring to Liz]
Liz Wilson: Oh, Jon. Yes I will marry you.
[Everyone starts clapping]


Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 2006

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(15 votes)   Cleveland: Goddamn class action suits are gonna be the ruin of this country. It wasn't so bad when the courts made us take girls. At least the ones that came could play, but now this.


The Bad News Bears 1976

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(10 votes)   Gussie Mausheimer: Why did we come here to America? For fweedom! Why are they building that statue on the harbor? What does it stand for? Fweedom! What do we want?
Crowd: Fweedom!


An American Tail 1986

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(9 votes)   Friend Bear: My bed is cozy and light as a cloud.
Kim: Your bed *is* a cloud.
Friend Bear: [laughs] Oh, yeah.


The Care Bears Movie 1985

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(9 votes)   Tanner Boyle: Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!


The Bad News Bears 1976

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(9 votes)   [after the cats have just raided the marketplace]
Mama Mousekewitz: Well Mister there are no WHATS in America, hmm?
Papa Mousekewitz: [laughs nervosuly] Cats.


An American Tail 1986

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(7 votes)   Amanda Whurlitzer: Look, Buttermaker, you're not my father and I'll not move an inch to play baseball for you any more. So why don't you get back into that sardine can of yours and go, go vacuum the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? I've got business to take care of. You're blocking my customers with your car.


The Bad News Bears 1976

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(7 votes)   Dark Heart: I'm a boy, a real boy!
True Heart Bear: Your evil left you when you admitted how much you care.
Dark Heart: I'm a boy! I can jump! I can run! I can turn cartwheels!


Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation 1986

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(7 votes)   Morris Buttermaker: Baseball's hard. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kinda like dating a German chick.


Bad News Bears 2005

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(7 votes)   Tanner Boyle: My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.


Bad News Bears 2005

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(7 votes)   Tiger: Listen, I like mice.
[Fievel cries]
Tiger: Oh, no. Not like that. You see, I don't eat red meat at all. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, a little fish now and then, but what I really like is a nice piece of... shh... broccoli.


An American Tail 1986

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